Posted on 22 April 2008, at 12:09 pm, by Wayne Schulz
…or is renewing a credit card now a 40+ minute phone sales pitch?
Maybe it’s just me.
Have any of you tried to activate a credit card sent to you in the mail recently?

I *just* got off the phone with American Express. They’re nice enough to provide automated activation via phone. Except the automated service never “works”. This system worked right up to the point it asked me for my Mom’s birthday. Once I punch it in — it’s off the to sales pitches.
For darn close to 1/2 hour I listen to pitch after pitch for credit card protection, points programs, additional cards for other members.
It’s enough of an ordeal where I seriously believe most people will start canceling credit cards just so they don’t put up with this renewal nightmare.
I believe the tech world’s version of this Credit Card Nightmare is Dell.
Remember ordering a computer from Dell was literally two button pushes….
They ALWAYS came fully configured and you didn’t have to think about adding this feature or that option.
Fast forward a few years and suddenly the “advertised price” for most Dell machines was about 20% lower than what you’d end up paying. Often I’d try to order a Dell and just clicking through on the “next” button added $500 worth of options to the machine…..
Suddenly Dell finds themselves in a heap of doo-doo. I’m not so sure it isn’t in part because of this shady practice.
I won’t be surprised if credit card companies are next.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
When I activate a new credit card, I just hang up the phone when the system says it will transfer to a customer representative. Then, I purchase small items online such as buying more minutes for my phone card to verify the card is actually activated. I did this several times so far, and every single time, the card was already activated and ready to use.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
The last few times I’ve renewed a credit card it has dumped to a rep to “finish” the process (i.e. sales pitch.) It’s ironic, because when you actually do call wanting to talk to a human it’s damn near impossible.
Which reminds me of another pet peeve. Any time you call a company (cable, cell phone, satellite, credit card, whatever) for customer service they always ask you to punch in your umpteen digit account number “in order to serve you better.” But then when you finally get a human, the first thing they always ask for is the exact same number! Duh!!
Is there really such a thing as “customer” service anymore? It’s all “company” service. They make it as easy and inexpensive as possible for themselves and let the customer be damned.
:END RANT:
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
visa and m/c were 30-second operations via keypad on cellphone.
sorry amex is such a pain
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Amex in the UK works the same - activate automatically via the keypad.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Today I tried to activate automatically. It asked me to punch in my mother’s birthday. Then it said “please wait for customer service” — thinking that there was something wrong, I opted to stay on the line.
Then I was hit with a lengthy pitch to upgrade to several different programs.
The other thing I have a REALLY good skill at is attracting people in grocery carts to WHATEVER display that I happen to be standing in front of.
If I’m in Sams Club with my cart parked in front of a shelf of Preparation H - guaranteed no fewer than three people will come along and ask me to move so they can get to the shelf.
And it doesn’t matter one bit what it is that I’m standing in front of. The mere fact that there is a human blocking a shelf of any kind seems to attract shoppers like crazy…