Posted on 14 June 2008, at 12:00 pm, by Wayne Schulz

Are you constantly losing pens? When people ask to borrow them do the mysteriously never make their way back into your pocket? Here’s a funny way to fight back.Web site perpetualkid.com has this 8 pack of pens with funny sayings like “Verdant Fields Nudist Camp – Get in Touch with Your OUTER self!!” or “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy – No Pet Too Small – Give Us a Call“. Grab a pack of these and use them once then leave them behind “by accident” at restaurants, grocery stores or in the bosses office. Sure to evoke a good three seconds of laughter. That is unless you do work for Dr Lance Hughes Proctology and your slogan is “Turn your head and cough”. Then these pens are just expensive replacements for what you probably already have.
Link: Borrow My Pen
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June 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Ordering….
Freakin’ brilliant….
June 14th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
AGREED!
Thank you for this Wayne!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Wayne….you BY FAR have the weirdest and funniest sense of humor of ANYONE I know! Thanks for the chuckle!
June 15th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
No no no! Listen. Most people who take pens take them by accident. Anyone who would steal a pen on purpose would CERTAINLY steal one of these.
Still like the idea. I want one that says, “Dr. David AEnima Proctology – Use this pen for self prostate exam”
Now that might turn some heads.