Are you constantly losing pens? When people ask to borrow them do the mysteriously never make their way back into your pocket? Here’s a funny way to fight back.Web site perpetualkid.com has this 8 pack of pens with funny sayings like “Verdant Fields Nudist Camp – Get in Touch with Your OUTER self!!” or “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy – No Pet Too Small – Give Us a Call“. Grab a pack of these and use them once then leave them behind “by accident” at restaurants, grocery stores or in the bosses office. Sure to evoke a good three seconds of laughter. That is unless you do work for Dr Lance Hughes Proctology and your slogan is “Turn your head and cough”. Then these pens are just expensive replacements for what you probably already have.

Link: Borrow My Pen