I am not having a “Happy Apple Week”.

First I bought an app from the iTunes App Store that I wanted to review over on WhatsOniPhone that just plain didn’t work. My attempts to contact Apple to get a refund have been nothing short of absurd. I’ve documented it in a small rant here.

As if that wasn’t bad enough my email stopped working for a few hours today. Yup, MobileMe was down- shocking isn’t it????

So I (finally) found the information to get on a Support Chat. (Why do they make it so impossible? I know, also shocking.) I don’t know about you, but I had nothing better to do today than wait for 64 minutes- yes 64 minutes- to get a support person. (Actually, come to think of it, “lack-of-support person” is more accurate.)

I’ve included the transcript below for your amusement but took the liberty of removing the Rep’s name and putting the more “significant” pieces in bold.

The upshot is this- It was such a worthwhile 64 minutes of waiting. Apparently any problems with Mobile Me are now apparently due to “Traffic Congestion”.

Enjoy.

You are chatting with _____________, a MobileMe Support Representative

Hi, my name is ______. Welcome to Apple!

Apple Rep: Hello Dan, welcome to MobileMe support. It seems like your mail stopped working. What is the main issue with it?

dan: .mobileme email hasn’t worked all afternoon. now it started again but i thought it was supposed to be working now?

Apple Rep: Ok, are you not able to send, receive, log in?

dan: now i can but for two hours i could not. again

Apple Rep: Im sorry to hear you are having so many problems with it, I know how important email is for everyone. Let me take a quick look at your account and see if any provisioning is missing or causing issues. ok. So what happened exactly, I am not finding any issues with the servers

dan: i would send something from my mobile me account and the send would spin and spin and spin. and then new emails sent to me weren’t coming in

Apple Rep: I did not find any current or past issues with the servers, and they all have different servers. My belief is that there was too much traffic and the emails were being delayed, sometimes it can happen with any provider. I apologize again for your issues. But im glad it is working again.

dan: i have never run into that with gmail

Apple Rep: Whenever anything happens we post it on the support page, and let our customers know what to expect. So keep an eye on that if you have any other issues. I apologize again.

dan: i need email i can rely upon

Apple Rep: Is there anything else I can help you with?

dan: to wait 64 minutes to be told “there was traffic, it happens” is unacceptable;

Apple Rep: I understand that, and the traffic answer is my belief, since there is no issue to duplicate, and no server issues history, so it is not a fact.

dan: I’m not sure what to make of that answer.  “it is your belief” and???

Apple Rep: I mean that there is no current issue, so there is no way to know what happened.

dan: i have never had these issues with other email options and apple and its non-reposnsiveness is going to lose a whole lot of customers

Apple Rep: I am sorry you feel that way. Do you have any other mail questions i can help you with?

dan: you haven’t helped but no, there are no other email issues you can’t help with

Apple Rep: Ok, let us know if we can help you with anything else. You have a nice day.