Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton say they’ve found Bigfoot. The claimed Bigfoot carcass was said to be located in the woods of Northern Georgia. According to a press release, there will be a news conference on Friday at 12 Noon at the Cabana Hotel Palo Alto. During this conference DNA and photo evidence of the creature will be presented. No word on whether there will be a “Bigfoot unboxing” or whether pictures will have to suffice. Click on to the next page for the alleged image (Warning: Some may consider this graphic - to me it looks like a big sleeping/deceased Gorilla in a freezer)

Real, fake or just a big ole’ Gorilla? You be the judge.

Image via http://www.inquisitr.com/2357/has-bigfoot-been-found/

Naturally the press conference won’t be open to the public - only credentialed press! Here are the stats of the claimed Bigfoot find:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

My prediction. At the press conference they announce the Gorillas in the fridge Bigfoot World Tour - with a very special guest appearance by Jeff Peckman Alien video footage. The tour will feature simultaneous appearances by Bigfoot in several tractor trailerlike exhibits at fairs all across the USA where for the tiny admission price of $5 you see both the Peckman video and Bigfoot.

Inquisitr and Seattle PI