What do you get that special lady who already has everything? It’s often tough to pick out one memorable gift when there are so many to choose from. Here’s a gift that does double duty. First it will stem the incessant nagging tide of complaining that you’re not doing your share of housework. These one-size-fits-all slippers will once again bring peace and harmony to your household. Slip these onto her feet before she shuffles in to the kitchen to make you breakfast and you’ll never deal with unsightly dust bunnies ever again. Second, imagine her surprise when she opens these babies up! Available in snazzy plaid or blue – these are sure to put a smile on the face of that special someone this holiday season. Suggested accessory: Do it yourself divorce paperwork – only $24.95

Dust Mop Slippers or for “we share the housework couples” – try this his and hers set for $21 shipped from Amazon