If 2008 seemed a little gloomy then 2009 could shape up to be downright dark. If you’re one of the people that see the glass half empty then a Despair Calendar might be just what you need. Instead of loading you up on cute sayings that nobody really believes – Despair takes the funny road with funny parodies of motivational posters like this one for Opportunity: I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos – and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars…

Create your own custom 2009 calendar, and pick your favorite (de)motivational posters. It’s a lot of fun and only $19.99.

Despair – 2009 Create Your Own Calendar