Does your significant other plead with your for “practical gifts”? It won’t get much more practical than this for Valentines Day. Is there a more intimate gift than a roll of toilet paper printed with “I Love You From Top To Bottom?”. Gosh, I’m tearing up just typing that. If you prefer, the site also sells “His and Hers” toilet paper that rips down the middle or if you’re thinking of plopping the question how about “Will You Marry Me” toilet paper. Beware the rolls are a bit pricy at $14.95 plus shipping – but at least they’ll know how much they mean to you!

Valentine Toilet Paper – $14.95