Do you have fancy curb feelers on the front of your car. Fuzzy dice hanging from your rearview mirror? Looking for the perfect accessory for an elegant night out. This Fiber-optic Starry Sky umbrella will serve two purposes. First it does what an umbrella should – keeps you dry. Second, it makes you the talk of the town (and not in a good way). You’ll attract more attention than Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich on a NY City media tour. Impress your significant other with this battery powered umbrella that illuminates a few dozen LED. Best of all the umbrellas is powered by 3AA batteries meaning your risk of shock is a lot less than your risk of embarrassment.

Fiber-optic Starry Sky Umbrella – $37.95

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