Have you figured out a gift for your Valentine yet? Have have less than 12 days until you’re expected to pony up the love loot. Last year it was chocolates. The year before flowers. What could be more perfect than a stripper pole for your lucky lady? From the site:

Imagine the look of sheer delight on his face should he get home one night to find you ready to give him his very own private pole dance!

As and added bonus, your lady (or man) needn’t worry about learning all sorts of fancy acrobatics, this pole is made for easy assembly and dis-assembly and not heavy gymnastics. The site warns that it’s for beginner moves only and not designed for swinging round although you can hang on it if erected properly. Comes with complimentary garter and fake money.

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