Remember Rikki Rockett? He’s the drummer for the 1980s hair band Poison. He’s apparently not broke (and he still seems to have all his hair). Unfortunately you just missed out on an auction where he tried to sell his Rolex Oyster Perpetual Datejust Turn-O-Graph over eBay for at least $2,050. Seems like the auction failed to meet reserves (or the press found out about it first). Now there are all these nasty rumors about him possibly needing the money. Who can blame a guy for needing a little extra cash during a recession? What might be next? Rikki answering machine personal messages?

eBay Auction via femalefirst

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