It’s not often that a literary masterpiece like “Captain Kirk’s Guide To Women” is available for $5 with free shipping. This 2008 guide normally commands a full $14 despite not being penned by the good captain himself but instead written by a fan. It’s only 84 pages long but this paperback promises to deliver life lessons and teach you to “be your own captain”.
From the Amazon product description:
Captain Kirk’s status as an interstellar stud is proven by his ability to seduce any woman, in any situation, in any part of the galaxy. From high-society princesses to unbalanced Orion slave girls, from gender-switching shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids — they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.But a single question remains in the minds of millions: How does he do it?
Captain Kirk’s Guide to Women is the first book to answer this question by probing deeply into Kirk’s character, charisma, and seductive techniques, making it possible for any man to model himself after the Casanova of the Cosmos. It is also the only warp-powered romance manual written with enough wit, charm, and humor to help the female of the species make first contact.
Employing meticulous research, along with fanatic-level detail and the kind of pointy-eared logic even a Vulcan would find fascinating, Captain Kirk’s Guide to Women shows you how to be as effective as Captain Kirk.
