Have you ever noticed how many science fiction horror movies start something like this? Man orders experiment from overseas. Said purchase arrives on doorstep. Add water and several hours of tinkering and then suddenly a monsters appears from man’s basement, eats man, and begins taking over the town? Here’s your very own chance to start such an experiment and be the talk of your town. Sure these are billed as sea monkeys. We all had these tiny monkeys as kids. They don’t grow any bigger than your fingernail – except maybe if you buy them in a clear plastic container bag labelled in Chinese and shipped from overseas.

The Complete Sea Monkey Growing Kit – $2.31