The summer’s almost over. Are you just getting started with that diet you swore you’d start three months ago? If dieting is on the agenda for you – or someone you know – you may be interested in hiring a cop to patrol your fridge to ensure dietary compliance. This officer goes for only $14.95 and each time the light comes on he’ll shine his flashlight right in your face and yell “get back or you’re going down”. Guaranteed authentic right down to the donut in Officer Fridge’s left hand.

Fridge Patrol – $14.99

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