Are you “that guy”?
You know. The guy that beer commercials love to immortalize? The guy whose life Animal House documentaries? The guy who can’t help but generate a happening party no matter where he is?
Probably not.
But that doesn’t mean that you can’t carry the same keychain that “that guy” would probably carry – one that allows you to open bottles, pop soda tabs, and yeah – poke holes in the side of beer cans for maximum shotgunning effectiveness.
The NoJoke.com Shotgun key chain is a gadget that just begs to be included in every fraternity’s bid day bag, given away with a wink and a knowing glance at every college orientation, and sold at every liquor store right next to the extra long toothpicks with the frilly plastic stuff on them and the cocktail napkins with witty sayings.
You can buy one for $3.99 or go crazy and get them in bulk for as little as $2.10 complete with your company’s branding.
Party on, indeed.
