Ladies, a question for you.  You have just started dating someone new. He is cute, sweet, funny, and smart.  He laughs at your jokes.  He is attentive.  He even opens the door for you.  You enjoy each other’s company. So far, so good.  You really don’t want to mess this up.

One night, after a spicy dinner at Tijuana Flats, you are over at his apartment and need to use the facilities. However, you would prefer your paramour not to hear your body’s response to black beans and rice.  Its just not ladylike.  Remember, as women we are not allowed the same freedoms with our bodily function etiquette as men. Its not fair, granted, but its what society deems proper. What is a lady of the 21st century to do?

Try using Appetizer Mobile’s Cover Up iPhone/iPod application.  Yes, there really is an application for this type of situation.  The application gives ladies the option of making hair dryer or running water noises as loud as needed to cover their indiscretions.   To choose the noise, touch on one of the makeup color pads (shown above).  The makeup brushes control the sound volume.  To stop the noise generation, touch the makeup pad again.

The application really does work.  The noises do sound believable, especially when its enhanced by the natural echo chamber of a restroom.  And if your guy grabs your phone and starts looking at all your applications, if he finds this, just tell him its to learn how to create the smoky eye effect with eye shadow.

Cover Up runs on iPhone and iPod Touch devices running OS version 3 or higher. It is available  in the iTunes application store for $.99. Download it here.