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Just yesterday, I was staring at the lights that are draped all over my rooftop, twirled around my trees and, depressingly, dragging on the ground, and thinking to myself, “Self, I just know those strings of lights don’t work.” A few bulbs are probably busted, and so the whole thing won’t work. That’s the way it is with strings o’ lights, yeah?
Well, a group of friendly midWesterners got sick of that problem and decided to do something about it. And so they came up with a product to actually fix those strings of lights, called it LightKeeper Pro, and now you can buy it and fix your strings of lights.
The LightKeeper Pro folks say, “you can fix those lights, on the spot, in minutes with the help of one do-it-all tool, the LightKeeper Pro.” Frankly, I’m thinking of trying it; it would beat hauling down all the existing lights and putting up a bunch of new ones just because a few bulbs burned out, y’know?
So if you’re interested, and as sick of replacing light strings as I am, check it out.
76 million Americans decorate their homes each holiday. How many of them curse and scream in frustration when discovering that the strand of lights they just wound around a tree, won’t light…
Now, you can fix those lights, on the spot, in minutes with the help of one do-it-all tool, the LightKeeper Pro. For $20, the handle-held, trigger device easily fixes three universal problems with holiday lights – so you’re not throwing money away by replacing entire strands of lights each year.
But don’t take our word for it, try it yourself. We’ll ship you one with a strand of lights that don’t work. With the squeeze of a trigger, your lights will be fixed. It’s simple.
