Comments on: Win a Plantronics Discovery 975 Bluetooth Headset from Headsets Direct http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/ Everyone can understand technology; sometimes it just takes a little translating. Wed, 15 Feb 2012 02:34:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: geek4life1986http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-60110 geek4life1986 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:57:34 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-60110 Do we have a winner?? Do we have a winner??

]]> By: synapticapplehttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-59465 synapticapple Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:52:15 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-59465 Officer, I really was wearing my bt headset when I started this conversation, but it flew right off my ear while I was driving to fast through that last stop sign back there. I wasn't able to stop soon enough before you pulled me over. If you let me go now I will just turn around and go back and pick it up. Officer, I really was wearing my bt headset when I started this conversation, but it flew right off my ear while I was driving to fast through that last stop sign back there. I wasn’t able to stop soon enough before you pulled me over. If you let me go now I will just turn around and go back and pick it up.

]]> By: geek4life1986http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-59273 geek4life1986 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:13:47 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-59273 “What excuse do you give the cop who pulls you over for not using a BT headset?” 1.) My apologies, officer, but I have diarrhea of the mouth and just couldn't hold my cheeks anymore. 2.) This is a bit embarrassing, but that was my proctologist; I should have my headset back in no time. 3.) It's not my fault; I told my dentist about my Bluetooth and he pulled it as a medical emergency. Disclaimer: These responses are not guaranteed to get you out of a ticket, but they are guaranteed to test your poker face and the police department's sense of humor, or lack there of. ;~) “What excuse do you give the cop who pulls you over for not using a BT headset?”

1.) My apologies, officer, but I have diarrhea of the mouth and just couldn’t hold my cheeks anymore.

2.) This is a bit embarrassing, but that was my proctologist; I should have my headset back in no time.

3.) It’s not my fault; I told my dentist about my Bluetooth and he pulled it as a medical emergency.

Disclaimer: These responses are not guaranteed to get you out of a ticket, but they are guaranteed to test your poker face and the police department’s sense of humor, or lack there of. ;~)

]]> By: caerichttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-58414 caeric Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:42:52 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-58414 Officer, lately my neck has been extremely stiff and my doctor told me to get some exercise. To strengthen my neck, I am simply squeezing this phone between my ear and shoulder. Thanks for stopping me, I don't want to overdo it and I lost count of my reps when I saw the flashing lights behind me, you're a life saver! Officer, lately my neck has been extremely stiff and my doctor told me to get some exercise. To strengthen my neck, I am simply squeezing this phone between my ear and shoulder. Thanks for stopping me, I don’t want to overdo it and I lost count of my reps when I saw the flashing lights behind me, you’re a life saver!

]]> By: thehotrodhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-58234 thehotrod Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:09:11 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-58234 My hands-free-headset just blew out the window by a huge gust of wind caused by a speeding semi-truck. I was just on the phone with the State Trooper's office to report the wreckless and dangerous driving of that semi-truck. My headset is just back there about 2 miles. Can you go get it for me? My hands-free-headset just blew out the window by a huge gust of wind caused by a speeding semi-truck. I was just on the phone with the State Trooper’s office to report the wreckless and dangerous driving of that semi-truck.

My headset is just back there about 2 miles. Can you go get it for me?

]]> By: Heatwave316http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-57330 Heatwave316 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:36:58 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-57330 Office, I am wearing my headset, but the bluetooth range is only about an inch, so I need to hold my phone this close to get it to work. Office, I am wearing my headset, but the bluetooth range is only about an inch, so I need to hold my phone this close to get it to work.

]]> By: ocergjhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-57272 ocergj Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:17:26 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-57272 Officer, that's not a just a headset...I'm a Cyborg! Officer, that’s not a just a headset…I’m a Cyborg!

]]> By: Clymmerhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-55753 Clymmer Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:33:55 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-55753 Said while wide-eyed and tapping my tinfoil cap: I’ve heard they can transmit your thoughts and I don’t want the government reading my mind without me knowin’! Said while wide-eyed and tapping my tinfoil cap: I’ve heard they can transmit your thoughts and I don’t want the government reading my mind without me knowin’!

]]> By: Clymmerhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-55742 Clymmer Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:32:48 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-55742 : I've heard they can transmit your thoughts and I don't want the government reading my mind without me knowin'! : I’ve heard they can transmit your thoughts and I don’t want the government reading my mind without me knowin’!

]]> By: mcsouthhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53980 mcsouth Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:48:09 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53980 ...it's not a phone, officer - it's a pacemaker for my brain! …it’s not a phone, officer – it’s a pacemaker for my brain!

]]> By: DavidBhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53963 DavidB Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:06:26 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53963 "Officer, I was too distracted trying to figure out how to link it to my mobile." Good thing this Plantronics is easy peasy! “Officer, I was too distracted trying to figure out how to link it to my mobile.”

Good thing this Plantronics is easy peasy!

]]> By: nape9393http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-109150 nape9393 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:03:47 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-109150 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R</span></span> don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R

]]> By: breleyhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53945 breley Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:07:37 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53945 #1 Officer, I got an unexpected call from Judie Lipsett of Gear Diary who called me to tell me I won a contest. Yes, THAT Judie Lipsett! #2 Officer, I AM using my bluetooth headset. It just incorporates all the functions of a cell phone so that it looks exactly like one! #1 Officer, I got an unexpected call from Judie Lipsett of Gear Diary who called me to tell me I won a contest. Yes, THAT Judie Lipsett!

#2 Officer, I AM using my bluetooth headset. It just incorporates all the functions of a cell phone so that it looks exactly like one!

]]> By: Mel Ghttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53918 Mel G Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:56:26 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53918 I left it in my other weave. I left it in my other weave.

]]> By: Jewelzzhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53917 Jewelzz Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:21:01 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53917 Well it's like this office... my dog ate it and although I can talk into his butt and people do hear me, it doesn't quite work when I put my ear to his butt. Woof Well it’s like this office… my dog ate it and although I can talk into his butt and people do hear me, it doesn’t quite work when I put my ear to his butt.

Woof

]]> By: williammoneyhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53909 williammoney Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:16:27 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53909 Officer, I told your mother not to call me when I am driving, but she just can't get enough of me! Officer, I told your mother not to call me when I am driving, but she just can’t get enough of me!

]]> By: Locksmithhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53908 Locksmith Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:08:31 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53908 I didn't want to get distracted from my driving by being distracted while looking for the device that was supposed to keep me from being distracted from distracted driving. I think. I didn’t want to get distracted from my driving by being distracted while looking for the device that was supposed to keep me from being distracted from distracted driving. I think.

]]> By: abitnerdy :)*http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-58909 abitnerdy :)* Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:01:20 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-58909 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiary! http://is.gd/5169R</span></span> RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiary! http://is.gd/5169R

]]> By: dbnghttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53906 dbng Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:37:03 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53906 "My wife is in the delivery room and I'm coaching Lamaze..." Bonus points for also explaining why I was speeding :) “My wife is in the delivery room and I’m coaching Lamaze…” Bonus points for also explaining why I was speeding :)

]]> By: reesemachinehttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69891 reesemachine Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:17:29 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69891 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now! :-)</span></span> RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now! :-)

]]> By: ClintonFitch.comhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69892 ClintonFitch.com Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:11:36 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69892 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">Don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now! :-)</span></span> Don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now! :-)

]]> By: tartinyahttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69893 tartinya Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:09:09 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69893 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiary! http://is.gd/5169R</span></span> RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiary! http://is.gd/5169R

]]> By: Carolyn Barnetthttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69894 Carolyn Barnett Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:08:53 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69894 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">geardiary enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now!</span></span> geardiary enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now!

]]> By: a-cashttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69895 a-cas Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:06:02 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69895 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiary! http://is.gd/5169R</span></span> RT @geardiary: don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiary! http://is.gd/5169R

]]> By: nape9393http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69896 nape9393 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:05:35 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69896 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">Reading: http://twitthis.com/tttct9</span></span> Reading: http://twitthis.com/tttct9

]]> By: nape9393http://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69897 nape9393 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:03:47 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69897 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R</span></span> don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R

]]> By: Judie Lipsetthttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69898 Judie Lipsett Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:58:22 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69898 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now! :-)</span></span> don't forget to enter to win a plantronics discovery 975 bt headset from headsets direct and @geardiarysite! http://is.gd/5169R go now! :-)

]]> By: ChessieCathttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53895 ChessieCat Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:54:27 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53895 "actually officer, if you would please refer to your ticketing manual you will see that it is still legal to drive in West Virginia without using a bluetooth" “actually officer, if you would please refer to your ticketing manual you will see that it is still legal to drive in West Virginia without using a bluetooth”

]]> By: Lexhttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-53892 Lex Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:05:51 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-53892 I was just receiving a message from the Mother Ship and they use a different frequency. I was just receiving a message from the Mother Ship and they use a different frequency.

]]> By: aadilanishttp://www.geardiary.com/2009/11/22/win-a-plantronics-discovery-975-bluetooth-headset-from-headsets-direct/#comment-69899 aadilanis Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:05:34 +0000 http://www.geardiary.com/?p=58831#comment-69899 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">Win a Plantronics Discovery 975 Bluetooth Headset from Headsets ...: Headsets Direct, has offered us a pristine.. http://bit.ly/07gXGSS</span></span> Win a Plantronics Discovery 975 Bluetooth Headset from Headsets …: Headsets Direct, has offered us a pristine.. http://bit.ly/07gXGSS

]]>