Came home from work today to find a surprise in the mailbox. Apparently Verizon likes me, as they sent me a Droid thank you package, complete with a DROID long sleeved tee and some coupons! (I am not going to acknowledge the “Dear Humanoid” letter that came with it).

After a little research, I found out that apparently Verizon is sending these out to everyone who buys a new Droid, so I am not that special. But I do find it vaguely eerie that they NAILED my t-shirt size. If it didn’t guarantee I’d get made fun of every time I walked outside I would never take this off!

Bonus: Can you match who said what? Your choices are Judie, Dan, and my long-suffering fiancee.

-Swag! I love swag!

-Wear it so I can make fun of you.

-Dork alert! Please don’t wear that in public.