Relive Your Childhood with Big Trak

Posted on 04 February 2010 by


Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

Ah, those innocent days of yore!  Reagan was President, U2 and REM were just getting started, people had big hair (and mullets!), and they still played music on MTV.  Yes, yes, yes:  it was The 80s.

And if you were a kid in the 80s, think of the toys you played with.  Rubik’s cube and Rubik’s snake!  The first Game Boys.  Yamaha synthesizers (“Anybody can be a musician!”).  And . . . the Big Trak!  The programmable six-wheel tank, with a front-mounted “photon” cannon!  The kind of thing Andy would have Buzz Lightyear fight in Toy Story 1.5.  And now it can be yours again, just by surfing on over to Find Me a Gift and placing your order for $67.  Maybe you can’t relive the past, but you can try, eh?

Back for 2010, Bigtrak! You might remember having one of these in the early 80′s. Retro and cool, it’s brand new for 2010.

This programmable educational toy is a six-wheeled tank with a front mounted blue photon beam headlamp used for firing. The centre wheels are driven by two motors to allow change of direction. Use the 23-button keypad to enter instructions for Bigtrak. Where do I want Bigtrak to go? In what direction? How many units will it take to reach my goal? When do I want Bigtrak to fire? Do I want Bigtrak to return to me along a different course? Bigtrak will execute 16 commands in one sequence, e.g. ’go forward 5 lengths’, ‘pause’, ‘turn 30 degrees right’, ‘fire phaser’ and so on. There is a ‘repeat’ instruction allowing simple loops.

Bigtrak appeared in the movie, ET, alongside Drew Barrymore!

Re-live your childhood with this 21st century Bigtrak!  A real 80′s retro boys toy!

BIG TRAK IS ON PRE ORDER AND WON’T BE AVAILABLE UNTIL MID AUGUST 2010, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN ORDER IT NOW AND WE WON’T CHARGE YOUR CARD UNTIL IT IS IN STOCK AND READY TO BE DISPATCHED (unless you pay using paypal or google checkout because they charge you on placement of order).

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  • http://www.mobilitysite.com breley

    Wow, that was really wierd! I was showing my son these on eBay last weekend, explaining how the toy worked. If I remember correctly it came out around Christmas of 1979, when Milton Bradley was taking advantage of microchips in their toys. And to see it mentioned here on GD a few days later…

    Too bad they don’t have the trailer Big Trak was supposed to pull around to make the experience complete.

    Now if they’d just re-release the Starbird. Though, I actually came across one that was mint in box and hadn’t been assembled yet and am hiding it in our storage room from nosy youngsters. ;-)

  • Joel McLaughlin

    Dude I had a Starbird and it was one of my favorite toys. I always thought why in the world didn’t Kenner do this with the Star Wars toys. Ahhh memories.

    Never had a Big Track though.

    My dream toy I never had was ROM. Anyone remember that??

  • http://www.todaynewspapers.net/autoworld_today/ David Goodspeed

    Sorry, Tonka rules!

  • http://www.mobilitysite.com breley

    ROM, the Space Knight. My cousin had him. Odd webbed feet, kind of blue-gray guy. Didn’t he have a nemesis called something like the Prince of Darkness and had a round head?

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  • http://www.geardiary.com Michael Anderson

    “Sorry, Tonka rules!”

    But then I guess I’m from the era where solid steel toys were the norm … my toy guns weighed about 20 lbs … :D

  • http://www.geardiary.com Douglas Moran

    Well if we’re going to go *there*, Michael . . .

    When I was a kid, my Mom would send us out to play after lunch in the summer with the dictum, “Be home in time for dinner.” Shoulder harnesses were still in the future, and seat-belts were not exactly heavily enforced. No bike helmets, elbow pads, and knee pads for bike and skateboard riders. Playground equipment like a jungle gym was, in the words of Neal Stephenson, “an old-fashioned, unpadded, child-paralyzing unit hammered together by some kind of Dark Ages ironmonger and planted in solid concrete, a real school-of-hard-knocks, survival-of-the-fittest one.”

    Times have changed, for sure. But as a gadget nerd, I wouldn’t want to go back. Wouldn’t mind 3 billion fewer people on the planet, but wouldn’t want to go back.

  • JohnKes

    My brother and I had one to share back in the day. We played with it until it crapped out, then we took it apart. Very clever how they got two electric motors to synchronize while going straight, yet allowed the motors to turn in opposite directions for turning/rotating. Now you guys want to take one apart!